"Yoke dat ish UP......like oh my gawdd"

SOOOOOOOO THIS IS FOR MY FELLLASSS!!!
I have to share something w. my male friends real quick.

So my homegirl is talking to me about how she basically messed around on her man... so we are discussing WHY would she do such a thing? But before we go into that she talks about HOW AMAZING this experience  was.
MIND YOU they didnt even have SEX.

MIND YOU she STILL thinking about it.

MIND YOU she WOULD go back for more.

Ok so what HAPPENED??!!!
Long story short it was a night of passionate, ass grabbin, body yokin, tongue kissin, lip nibbling, touching feeling...basically foreplay to the FULLEST. And what she loved the most is that he was YOKIN DAT ISH UPPPPPP! Now if you are not familiar with this term it means just taking control. O'l boy was going for what he wanted...and she was enjoying every moment of this. Nothing more attractive than a man who can non-verbally express how BADDD he wants the cookies, and then what MAKES it even BETTER is when he doesnt really ask he just takes (under the right circumstances of course!).

Now what about the BOYFRIEND??
Her boyfriend is a nice guy BUT she's on her Adina Howards ish ( one hit wonder who sings) freak in the mawwwninn freak in the  eveninnnn..just like me i want a rough neckk niggah that cann satisfy meee..) wheww okay sorry thats my JAMMMM i was getting in2 it!  back to the boyfriend ... sooo after her passionate night of dry humpin w. Ol boy this caused her to spazz on her man because one night while they were in bed he DECIDED to start rubbing on her leg..and then fall asleep -____- all b.c she was on her laptop.

My girl goess off on him saying and i QUOTE " Yoo wtf do u wanna have sex...he says "yeaa" ...she goes well then" SLAM MY LAPTOP SHUT, THROW IT ON THE FLOOR...AND GET TO EATEN THESE COOKIESS..NIGGAH"  bahahahahhahawahahahahha ...question is whyyyy does she have to say this to her MAN???? like u dont even have to do anythinggg...u put in all the work already... like seriously...she's so frustrated b.c she is always  the one pouncin on dis niggah..smh.


Moral of this story... fellas if you got a girl that your with, or thats diggin you ....alll that timid.. tryna be extra respectful ish gotta get tossed out the window... MAN UP, say what you want and go GET IT... FINE! GO AHEAD and keep waitin and chillin...cuz pretty soon she is going to be over always initiating convo, sex or whatever else.. and you'll be in the SAME situation as my friends boyfriend. Let this be a Lesson ...DONT say I didnt warn you!!
Goodnight

-inspired by my friends story!! Love this crazy girl.
p.s i DO NOT CONDONE cheating under anyy circumstance, but unfortunately it happens for reasons such as this!

-urs truly